stagling: i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways
musermatt: superkim111: no-the-fandoms-protested: musermatt: iamthepizzaslut: YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS Ship them He keeps her cool. She blows him away. Their...
sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon? Egberts? Pizza? John Green? A vegan? The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
bulletbakas: Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
three little words almost slipped out tonight…. I don’t know how I feel about that. I don’t know if I’m ready for that. And I really don’t know if you’re ready for that…
deadlysirius: do not pity the dead, harry. pity the living, and above all, those who live without netflix.
louderdecibelle: koizumim: really though if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function why arent they that distracting to lesbians and at that point why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes #spoilers: its because its bullshit
thernardier: “you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
infinityongay: my preferred pronouns are “your majesty”
princessofhighgarden: also what does a girl gotta do to get a tiara on her head
sylviaplth: the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
cas-get-into-my-ass: neocosplaycat: letdeathfindusfullyalive: tumbledore-: What if the Restricted Section of the Hogwarts Library is just full of wizard porn? Maybe that’s why the book Harry picked up was screaming Bound in leather and chains would you please stop destroying my childhood one potter-related post at a time